Nobody knows where it came from. One day, it just showed up… squeaking and gibbering. The beast practically slobbered over the entire town as it worked its way from the suburbs, past the elementary school, the train station, and the library until it eventually made its way to the pizza place.
Once in side, the hairy animal ordered a slice with pepperoni and extra cheese, NY Style. A shake of salt, parmigiana cheese and a little red pepper flake finished his preparations and the beast was ready to chow down. He swallowed the pizza in four huge bites and washed it down with a cold lager.
He wasn't a dangerous monster, he just needed some pizza. Aren't we all a pizza monster on one day or another?
tim mcmurdo 