TV Announcer: When we get back, we will visit with an actor that plays our first president.
Jodi: Lincoln?
Me: Baby, it’s a good thing you are pretty.
jodi-ism
Here is a phone conversation that occurred earlier this week:
Jodi: A tiny deer ran across the road while I was driving to work this morning.
Me: (Knowing Jodi's problem of correctly identifying wild animals) What did it look like?
Jodi: It looked like a tiny red dog with a huge fluffy tail and giant ears.
Me:Fox!
Jodi: Thank you baby… I think you're cute too!
jodi-ism
This conversation occured yesterday via text:
Me: I have a nose whistle.
Jodi: I have a butt tuba. I told you we were made for each other.
jodi-ism
Jodi walks into Hickory Farms to look at gift baskets. She is confused because, in stead of the normal collection of cheese and sausages, all that Jodi can see are cookies and crackers.
Jodi: Where are the cheese and sausages?
Man: We don't carry cheese and sausage.
Jodi: Sure you do, you always have them in gift boxes.
Man: … Lady, this is Pepperage Farm, not Hickory Farms.
Jodi: Never mind.
new glasses
Me: I need a new pair of sunglasses for the car, mine broke.
Jodi: I am going out. What kind do you want?
Me: Nothing that would be worn by an old woman or a clown.
Jodi: How about a flamboyant gay man?
Jodi-ism
Jodi: I lost an earring at work today.
Me: Did you look around for it?
Jodi: Yeah, I found it in my bra. It had been there all day long.
Me: Baby, those things are like a black hole.
Jodi-ism
Waitress: You can get that with one of our dry rubs or a sauce.
Jodi: Why would you want a dry rub when you could get a wet rub?
Me: blink.. blink… ummmm yeah.
Jodi-ism
While watching a very life like giant T-Rex puppet entertain kids on television:
Me: Look at that dinosaur. It is really cool…
Jodi: Is it real?
Me: blink blink
my life
To understand this one sided conversation, you have to know that Jodi just detailed the inside of her car and it was spotless:
Jodi: I'll drive
Jodi: If you are bringing that coke, open it before you get in
Jodi: You had better not spill it
Jodi: Don't slam the door
Jodi: Put the coke in this cup holder
Jodi: Don't get dirt on my carpet
Jodi: Just get out….
🙂
tim mcmurdo 