and then i picked the kid up

Separation

 

When I was at the farm today, I spotted this mother and kid & thought they looked pretty cute. Then I realized that the mama was on one side of the fence and the kid was on the other. I looked around and none of the farm staff was in sight.

How much could a lamb weigh? Do they wiggle around & make a racket if you pick them up? The fence didn't look too tall and I figured I could lift it up and put it down on the other side without me or the kid getting hurt.

So, I picked the kid up, leaned way over the fence and plopped it down next to its mom. Kids don't wiggle or cry when you pick them up. They just sort of become pliable. Sheep's wool contains a lot of lanolin & when you touch it, you feel like you have some lotion on your hands.

You could say that I performed my good deed of the day and was rewarded with nice soft skin.

 

 

the perfect model

Sue 1

 

I have found the perfect model. Giant big saucer like eyes, blond hair, nice tail, four breasts. Four Breasts? Yup, four breasts or at least one big breast and four teats. Her name is Sue and she bats her big brown eyes when you talk to her. She can pose in the same position for hours and never has an attitude. Ok, almost never. Sometimes she flicks her tail at you when you use too much flash.

 

Sue 2

 

Work it Sue! And it is not just Sue. Her daughter Lilly has a lot of potential. Have you ever seen such ginormous eyes?

 

Lilly

 

Lilly likes to be scratched behind the ears and she has a raspy grey tongue. Sue and Lilly are happy cows & live a good life at Carriage Hill farm. We all wish that we had it so good.

Keep up the good work girls. I am sure that we will see you up on a billboard selling milk and ice cream in no time. I'm just glad that I can say that I knew you when…

 

 

listening to good criticism

Flowering Plant 2

 

This is the first intentionally planned image from the new Sony a55 camera. When I initially took the image and uploaded it to flickr, I was pretty pleased with the image. The plant's bloom was more subtle and not nearly as bright. You can see the original uploaded version below. 

 

Flowering House Plant

 

My BPF (best photography friend) Renee offered up some constructive criticism by suggesting that I should make the flower brighter. Renee was right. I popped the image into PhotoShop and tweaked the brightness in an adjustment layer. The result? The flower really pops. What I originally thought of as subtlety turns out to have been an image that was simply too dark.

Lesson learned? When you have somebody who's opinion you implicitly trust on the matter at hand, listen to them. In this case, what did I have to loose? If I didn't like the brighter version, I could just keep the darker one and stick my tongue out at Renee and say nanny nanny boo boo (not that I would ever do that to Renee).

While we are discussing good advice, hats off to my Uncle Eddy for suggesting the a55 over the a33. I think the camera and I are going to be good friends.

Listen to your friends, you never know, they might be right. Stranger things have happened. 

 

 

diner

Mobile Dogs 2

 

Do you have a favorite local food stop? I do. I absolutely love a local diner named Mobile Dogs. MD is located inside the ground floor of a downtown office building and has been around since the 40s. It's the kind of place where you go in and sit at a small counter on a chrome plated swiveling stool. After about your third visit, they know your name and get your drink ready as soon they see you coming in.

I like to visit in the off hours so that I don't have to fight for a space during the breakfast and lunch rushes. The menu is simple, typical eggs with meat and toast or biscuits and gravy for breakfast, burgers, dogs and sandwiches for lunch. Best of all, they serve a giant fried bologna sandwich. It must be a pound of bologna. I always get mine with fresh onion rings. On a recent visit, I saw a man order and eat a dozen fried eggs and a double order of bacon. He washed the entire meal down with a single glass of Coke. That kind of eating should be an olympic sport.

 

Mobile Dogs

 

There is always banter being served on the side by the regulars who seem to rotate in and out all day. Semi toothless old men and overweight women, all of whom have seen better years. People that have survived hard lives and have found a way to enjoy the small victories and simple pleasures.

I think I will go there for lunch tomorrow and order a coney dog with fries and homemade macaroni salad. Hear that low rumble? My stomach is growling already.

 

 

new toy

Cooper

 

Whenever you obtain a new camera, there is inevitably a honeymoon period when you point the camera at anything that will stand still long enough to get a focus lock. You play with the new buttons, trying to get a feel for where they are located and how the new functions work. Thanks to my generous parents, I am in the honeymoon phase. Yesterday evening, my wife and I shot our animals, flowers, house, each other, etc.

 

Dahlia

 

The new camera is a Sony a55. You know me, I like to be the odd man & wanted to avoid Cannon and Nikon if possible. My uncle shoots with Sony and after some web research and a call to him, I settled on the new body and kit lens to get me started.

 

Me

 

My web research included a hunt for the best online price. I then visited my local photo shop and tried out the camera & got them to match the online price and give me half off on some accessories like a clear filter and extra battery as well as an 8Gb SD card.

 

Betty

 

Did you know that you can negotiate with your local dealer? This is a skill that I have seen my wife put to good use many times during our marriage. She will always ask for a discount or some free loot, even at the big box stores. She is a negotiator by trade and has no problem asking for the manager. I tend to pay what they ask but in this case, I decided to give it a go and get as much bang for my buck as I could. I think you could say that Jodi has been a good influence on me.

 

inspired

Wet Flower 1

 

These images are inspired by my favorite young photographer, Milla. You can see her image of a gerbera here: Milla's Gerbera.

Milla is a wonderful and fearless photographer. I've been following her for quite some time and her creativity and ability to tackle just about any subject is fantastic.

 

Wet Flower 2

Wet Flower 3

 

Coincidently, these are the first images from my camera after dropping it and ruining my 70-300mm long glass. The images appear to be a bit soft and I am concerned that I may have a focus problem with the camera body. I will print out a target pattern today and shoot some test images. I'll let you know how that goes.

Update: Took the camera into the local shop and it was pronounced dead on arrival. The flash shoe was in operative, the focus lock was out and trying to use the on camera flash shorted out the electronics. She was a good camera and will be missed.

 

 

kayakers

Spring Kayaker 1

 

A sure sign of spring around these parts is the appearance of the kayakers on Leffel Creek ( The name is creek, but it really is a river). The kayakers spend the warm months here on the river and then head south to breed during the cold winter months.

 

Spring Kayaker 2

Spring Kayaker 3

 

I've learned a lot about kayakers as a result of watching them. First of all, kayakers are a social species. The participants arrive in flocks and leave in gaggles. They also talk a lot. Only one yacker (as they are locally known) can be in a hydraulic wave at a time, so there is plenty of time for the others to chat and otherwise visit with each other.

 

Spring Kayaker 4

 

Secondly, there are two types of yackers. The alpha group is all about the action and hovers around the hydraulics, darting in when it is their turn, spinning and performing tricks. The omega group just likes to sit in their tiny little boats and look pretty. They don't care so much about the sport as they do being seen, thus the very colorful plumage.

The last tidbit of information gleamed from my observations of the kayaker is that they spend an inordinate amount of time with their heads under the water. Unlike their water fowl cousins, the ducks and geese, these birds don't seem to be looking for something tasty to eat.

If you get the chance, spend some time observing your local kayaker's in their natural habitat. You won't be disappointed. They are sure to entertain you.

 

 

cat-er-pillar

cat-er-pillar

 

While spring cleaning the back patio this evening, Jodi found this curled up fur ball. Let's have a bit of a contest for all of you budding naturalists out there. The first person to tell me what kind of butterfly it will turn into gets a print of any of my photos. 

 

Cocoon

 

While we are at it, a second print is on the table for whoever can tell me what kind of butterfly belongs to this cocoon. That makes two Tim McMurdo original prints. Go for it, you could get both!

 

 

pink snow

Magnolia Petals

 

This has been a week of tremendous winds and rain storms. While nothing compared to the devastating storms endured by the poor folks down South, the combination did manage to tear all of the petals from our tulip magnolia. Looks like it snowed pink all around the back patio. The table and chairs caught a lot of the Pepto-bismol pink flakes while the rest settled on the ground.

Now that our rainy April is coming to a soggy end, I am looking forward to some May flowers. They had better be the best May flowers I have ever seen!