I was at lunch today when I overheard the following conversation between two big, burly, and mean looking bikers:
Biker 1: If you want the best, you need to watch "Barefoot Contessa", she has the best short ribs.
Biker 2: I don't like her as much as I like Paula Dean. That woman knows how to cook.
Biker 1: She's ok, but she's no Contessa.
Biker 2: That reminds me I need to stop and get potting soil on the way home.
What has this world come to?
tim mcmurdo 